Fail Hoke 2nd tym xam dena... yeh baata ki tumne lyf ki xam me rank maari he [:o] [/)]
Agar tumhe success chaiye.. to pyar karo usse.. pyar kabhi dhoka nai deta..:) master stoke by kush gupta
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“agar tumhe success chaiye.. to pyar karo usse.. pyar kabhi dhoka nai deta.. master stoke by kush gupta”
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Dhoka aksaar dost dete he.. dosti bacchati he.. master stoke by kush gupta
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A woman saw 3 old men with long white
beards sitting in her front yard.
She did not recognize them.
She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.
Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?" they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what
had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into a house together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said
pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another
one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go
in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in
your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said.
Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!" he said. "Since
that's the case, let's invite Wealth. Let him come and fill
our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the
house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not
be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with
love!"
"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his
wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of
you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other
2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked
Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, why are you coming
in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or
Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since
you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever
there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"
Life me kuch legal ya Illegal nahi hota.. sirf sahi galat hota he dostoo//
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Bill Gates On LIFE
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this...
To any1 wid kids, of any age, or anyone who has ever been a kid, here's some advice Bill Gates dished out at a high school speech about 11 things they did not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good politically correct teachings created a full generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it.
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So, before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life (nor are video games). In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.